aquaria “messy bitch” kiheons
my work is tagged my fics
bioward on ao3 and Mastodon
aquariaimposter and ahegaotaekwoon on Twitter
go on my matchmaking tag to find ur next gf
send me pictures of bears
normal internet denizens who have friends: Oh yes, the chat application that replaced skype a long time ago, I spend much of my time socializing on there
me: i;gm howling at the moon
anyone: tiktok
normal ppl well-versed in internet culture: Oh yes, the short video hosting app that’s gained popularity in the wake of vine’s demise as a platform for video memes that I know all about and watch regularly
me: tik tok,. on the clock, but the party dont stop no,
good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day
I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them
No, no, guys, look closely.
This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear(very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)
Target is where you go when you’re gonna try to restructure your entire life with 100 bucks, and you’re counting on a shoe rack, thumbtacks, a whiteboard, and new stationary to do it.
Everyone in here is looking for forgiveness and they’re trying to find it in a tasteful desk lamp and minimalist day planner
